原创 【脑洞/双语】单身狗的惊悚一天

[高科触の王]

 

 

汉语是机翻的，质量渣……英语是自己写的原版，有语法错误请原谅。。。

汉语给个开头双语全放，英文版排版及配色更佳，汉化由于是机翻就不排版了……往后看还是回复一下聊聊看法吧……

脑洞很大，请从头到尾食用效果更佳，若从后往前看则失去脑洞意义……

有好多空格不见了……www

最后：

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英文的也算吧？

[align=center]A single dog’s thriller day[/align][align=left] He turned the key in the lock and opened the door. To his horror, he saw a big human’s head just hanging in the center of the room. It stared straight at him with its big red mouth open. He felt extremely frightened that he nearly wanted to run away.

As soon as he turned around, he saw a girl in white with long hair down to the waist. He couldn’t see her face clearly because her face was covered with hair. The girl was just standing there without moving a step or saying a word. Her skin was very pale, just like paper. There remained something red, which seemed blood, on her skin. The poor guy stood nearly on the brink of a nervous breakdown. He felt such a fit of dizziness that he nearly passed out.

Suddenly, the girl took off her fake hair and showed the man her face. To his surprise, she was his girlfriend.

She laughed and say, ‘Trick or treat! Ha-ha. Are you scared?’

‘What’s up? Why you get dressed like this and hang a head in the room? You scared me!’ He shouted.

‘Hey, have you forgotten it? It is Halloween Eve tonight. I want to give you a surprise. So I bought a model head and got dressed to scare you. I’m sorry that you don’t like it.’ She said.

‘Oh, honey, I don’t mean that way. Well… I’m just… feel surprised. And I’m grateful. It doesn’t matter, honey.’ He hugged the girl and said.

‘Really? So let’s hang out tonight.’

Then they went to the bar.

‘Two cups of brandy, please.’ He said to the waiter.

‘Oh, please wait. I don’t like brandy. Bloody Mary, please,’ said the girl.

‘Why do you order this?’ asked the man curiously.

His girlfriend smiled, and then her eyes turned red. She opened her mouth and showed her sharp teeth. A pair of bat wings appeared on her back.[/align][align=left] ‘Do you want to know why? Because I AM A VAMPIRE!’

She then burst into laughter and rushed to the man. Then she grabbed his neck and took him to crash through the window out to the sky.[/align][align=left] The girl bit the man on his neck. The man felt that she was absorbing his blood and that he became tired to death. Life was getting away from his body and he blacked out.

When he finally opened his eyes, he saw he was lying in bed in hospital and beside him stood his best friend Dan.

As soon as he struggled to get up, Dan shouted, ‘God heaven, Ben. You finally wake up. Do you know how worried we are when we found you lying and bleeding on the street without moving three days ago? It seemed like you had been crashed by a car. You had been very well before that day and joined our party the night before! What happened with you?’

‘Well, let me think about it… So, today is November 3rd and… has she gone?’ said the man.

‘What are you talking about? Who is she?’ Dan felt very puzzled. ‘Ben, you know, today…’

‘My girlfriend, she’s a vampire!’ Ben suddenly began to shout. ‘She went to my apartment and…’[/align][align=left] ‘Oh, wish god bless you, Ben. Are you really OK?’ said Dan. ‘You must have had a bad dream. It is April today and you live with me in the dormitory instead of an apartment. And the most important thing is that, actually you have no girlfriend at all!’

‘You have no girlfriend at all!’

‘No girlfriend at all!’

‘At all!’

‘All!’

……

 

[/align][align=center]单身狗的惊悚一天[/align][align=left] 他把钥匙插入锁，打开门。令他恐惧的是，他看到一个大的人头挂在房间的中央。它直直地盯着他的，血红色的嘴巴大张着。他感到非常害怕，他几乎想逃跑。[/align][align=left] 当他转过身来，他看到了一个一身白衣的长发及腰的女孩。他看不清她的脸，因为她的脸被头发遮住了。女孩只是站在一动不动一语不发。她的皮肤非常苍白，就像纸一样。皮肤上残留着红色的东西，似乎是血。这个可怜的家伙几乎濒临精神崩溃的边缘。他感到一阵眩晕，以至于几乎晕了过去。[/align][align=left] 突然，女孩脱掉了她的假发，给他看到了她的脸。令他惊讶的是，她是他的女朋友。[/align][align=left] 她笑了，说：“不给糖就捣蛋！呵呵。你被吓到了吗？”[/align][align=left] “这是怎么回事？为什么你穿得这样在房间里挂了个人头？你吓死我了！”他喊道。[/align][align=left] “嘿，你忘了吗？今晚是万圣节前夜。我想给你一个惊喜。于是，我买了一个人头模型又打扮好来吓唬你。我很抱歉你不喜欢它。”她说。[/align][align=left] “哦，亲爱的，我不是这个意思。嗯...我只是...感到惊讶。我很感谢。没关系，亲爱的。”他搂着那女孩说。[/align][align=left] “真的？那么，让我们今晚外出去逛逛吧。”[/align][align=left] 然后，他们去了酒吧。[/align][align=left] “两杯白兰地，谢谢。”他对服务员说。[/align][align=left] “哦，请稍候。我不喜欢白兰地。请给我一杯血腥玛丽。”女孩说。[/align][align=left] “你为什么买这个？”男人好奇地问。[/align][align=left] 女友笑了笑，然后她的眼睛变成了红色。她张开嘴，现出了她尖利的牙齿。一对蝙蝠翅膀出现在她的背上。[/align][align=left] “你想知道为什么吗？因为我是一个吸血鬼！”[/align][align=left] 然后，她放声大笑，冲向那个男人。接着，她抓住了他的脖子，带着他冲出窗户飞向天空。[/align][align=left] 女孩咬了在他的脖子上。男人觉得她在吸他的血。他觉得很累，仿佛要死了一般。生机渐渐离开了他的身体，他昏了过去。[/align][align=left] 当他终于睁开了眼睛，他发现自己躺在医院的床上。他身边站着他最好的朋友，丹。[/align][align=left] 他刚想挣扎着爬起来，丹就喊道，“我的天啊，本，你终于醒了。你知道是当我们三天前发现你躺在大街上一动不动还流着血时，我们有多么担心吗？你似乎是被汽车撞了。你之前还非常健康，前一天晚上才参加了我们的派对！你身上发生了什么？”[/align][align=left] “嗯，让我想想......所以，今天是11月3日？还有......她已经走了吗？”那人说。[/align][align=left] “你在说什么？她是谁？”丹感到很纳闷。“本，你知道，今天......”[/align][align=left] “我的女朋友，她是一个吸血鬼！”本突然吼了起来。“她到我的公寓来，然后......”[/align][align=left] “哦，希望上帝保佑你，本。你真的没事吗？”丹说。“你一定是做了个噩梦。现在是四月，你和我一起住在集体宿舍，而不是一间公寓。而最重要的是，你根本就没有女朋友!”[/align][align=left] “你根本就没有女朋友!”[/align][align=left] “没有女朋友!”[/align][align=left] “女朋友!”[/align][align=left] “友!”[/align][align=left] ......

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[高科触の王]

36Sama 发表于 2016-1-5 20:59

为什么还有隐藏内容

就是为了收集评价啊……

当然英文不好就算了

[高科触の王]

用钢笔的人 发表于 2016-1-5 21:05

请不要把英文字还弄得这么小，这很重要

 

此外也希望您在发出去之后核对一遍，随便扫一眼就有4,5处的空格莫 ...

不是这个意思，只是复制的时候空格被吞了，我用的word2016……我还是调大一点，但空格我也不知怎么办

[高科触の王]

heimao 发表于 2016-1-5 21:07

OWO，后面不会是鬼故事吧。

很搞笑的脑洞

不过看不懂英文吗？

[高科触の王]

36Sama 发表于 2016-1-5 21:04

懒得看英文

那我就取消回复可见好了……

[高科触の王]

heimao 发表于 2016-1-5 21:18

回复就有中文我为什么还要自己去翻译一遍OWO

www

因为中文是机翻……

[高科触の王]

zhebuhui 发表于 2016-1-5 21:19

猜不到结局系列..

说了脑洞天大啊哈哈

[高科触の王]

皇家圣炎 发表于 2016-1-5 21:24

你没有女朋友！！！

我才16岁怎么会有女朋友，虽然在追……

[高科触の王]

皇家圣炎 发表于 2016-1-5 21:31

哦，希望上帝保佑你，触。你真的没事吗？你一定是做了个噩梦。现在是1月，你还住在集体宿舍，而不是一孔溶 ...

我住家里哦……

上的是高中www

不要骗我

[高科触の王]

a447651067 发表于 2016-1-5 21:32

直接拉到中文看呢~~~

这是怨念吗~~

这是对单身狗造成真实伤害技能的特效

[高科触の王]

a447651067 发表于 2016-1-5 21:41

伤不到小a呢

小a不是单身的说

你们不是分别了好久了吗？

[高科触の王]

东方勿珩 发表于 2016-1-5 21:46

请保护动物！！！善待单身狗！！！！

并没有真正伤害他们

毕竟主角也是单身狗……

[高科触の王]

a447651067 发表于 2016-1-5 22:02

决定不管未来了呢，现在就够了呢

小a和她本来就不是因为感情因素分的呢

纯粹是身体原因呢，放开了也就回去 ...

 

身~体~原~因~

NTR既视感

话说你看的懂英文吗

我写的？

[高科触の王]

用钢笔的人 发表于 2016-1-5 22:24

先复制到记事本，再复制到发帖框，应该就没有吞空格的问题了？

或者直接在记事本写也可以。

 

感谢评价，可能这篇我是没时间修改了，下次再说吧……

[高科触の王]

rockzjn 发表于 2016-1-5 22:30

总之这是一个很愉悦的故事

是啊，是一个愉悦的故事~

[高科触の王]

wwwweeee 发表于 2016-1-6 10:02

我居然真的从头看到尾了……然后……我特么也是条单身狗！！！

我也是，你觉得脑洞如何？

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突发性抽风 发表于 2016-1-12 19:02

看到vampire还以为要给初拥了...不过结局的确很惊悚就是了ww

……并没有，用我朋友的话说，其实就是一个单身狗在大街上YY然后被车撞了

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突发性抽风 发表于 2016-1-13 16:52

果然我应该看题目的ww不过你可以把这个YY做成另一个世界线写

没有这个能力呢……

 

[高科触の王]

人淫亦淫 发表于 2016-2-4 19:49

又到了吐槽的时间了，醒来了第一眼为什么看到了基友？？？基友三天来无微不至的照顾，你就从了吧 2333

 

如 ...

也可能是轮班恰好轮到基友而已……