大学/辖区 大家帮忙想想发帖际遇事件吧~【最新更新1027】

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当{username}走在大街上，见到一位老太太倒在地上，毫不犹豫地走上前去扶起来，被讹了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在野外打倒野生萝莉一只,从其裙下摸出{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username}和女性接触被FFF团发现，被打成重伤送去医院抢救花去 {credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去对岸砍柴，不小心掉了节操，河神赠与宝箱一个，打开后得到 {credit} {extcredits}.

 

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{username} 滚床单不幸滚到床角磕到XX送去医院治疗,损失 {credit} {extcredits}.

{username} 恶意卖萌、意外收获{credit} {extcredits}.

 

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[backcolor=rgb(251, 251, 251)]{username}[/backcolor][backcolor=rgb(251, 251, 251)] 回复的时候打翻了杯子，键盘进水拿去修理花了[/backcolor][backcolor=rgb(251, 251, 251)]{credit} {extcredits}.[/backcolor]

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{username}去了咖啡廳打工，賺了 {credit} {extcredits}.

 

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{username}看见萝莉饥渴难忍，即时撸出白果酱，结果被警察捉住，罚款{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username}装病旷工回家,结果半路上被车撞了进了医院损失{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username}梦入幻想乡收得少女胖次一条，卖了获得credit} {extcredits}.

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無意中發現了{username}藏在床底下的本本，拿去卖了{credit}{extcredits}.

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{username}看見可愛的萝莉，竟然推倒她，从她身上搶走了 {credit} {extcredits}.

 

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{username} 的本本屏幕中伸出一只手，抢走了{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username} 玩DNF深渊居然爆出了{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username}在网上看到所有汉化gal合集的种子，购买种子花了{credit} {extcredits}

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{username}外出購物遭遇了小偷，被偷走了{credit} {extcredits}

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{username} 路边捡到V计划说明书，私藏卖给公国军队收入{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username} 脑袋不幸被驴踢了损失{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username}上網遇到駭客,損失了{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}被坑了沖繩奴隸島之蟲蟲危機 ,看瞎狗眼花费冶疗{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}在上廁所時，{credit}{extcredits}不小心掉進馬桶裡了，損失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}关门时不小心夹到脑袋，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}連續XX次通關嘿嘿小遊戲.獲得{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}违反版规，被罚{credit}{extcredits}