大学/辖区 大家帮忙想想发帖际遇事件吧~【最新更新1027】

[moumi]

{username}被富士康拉去代工PS4，被一箱苹果4S砸中头，看病花了{credit}{extcredits}[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}路过月光森林被猫又扑倒，啪啪啪之后，获得{credit}{extcredits}的补偿[+{credit}{extcredits}]

[moumi]

{username}恶意卖萌，结果被死狗咬了，看病花了{credit}{extcredits}[-{credit}{extcredits}

[moumi]

{username}迎接台风菲特酱被随后赶来的丹娜丝刮去{credit} {extcredits}[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}蛋疼没事撸受姬玩，受姬表示受不鸟结果自爆了，{username}被送去医院治疗损失{credit}{extcredits}[-{credit}{extcredits}

[moumi]

{username}驾驶虎王正面遇上KV-6，现已加入肯德基豪华套餐[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}路过一豪宅过夜，结果被白富美榨汁[-{credit}{extcredits}]

 

 

[moumi]

{username}无聊玩小霸王，结果俄罗斯方块爆机并演变成病毒全球流行，被城管处罚[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}玩到了最新版的植物大战僵尸2，但是要收费，失去[-{credit}{extcredits}]

 

[moumi]

{username}成功登月，但是没看到嫦娥和玉兔，失手搞坏了玉兔号月球车，于是成为第一个月球难民[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}早上起来发现自己的节操被被子榨干失去[-{credit}{extcredits}]

[moumi]

{username}迷路被指路然后昏迷早上起来发现自己失去[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}不小心被神隐，早上醒来发现自己在幻想乡[+{credit}{extcredits}]

[moumi]

{username}掉进隙间成了罪袋失去[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}掉进太阳花田捡到[+{credit}{extcredits}]之后被花妈轰杀失去[-{credit}{extcredits}]【前面是节操后面是人品】