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{extcredits}在西餐厅里吃卤煮. {username}对小萝莉说无论你怎么张狂怎么耍流氓，早晚会有一个怪蜀黍把你打回老老实实的原形，讹到棒棒糖卖了{credit} {extcredits}. {username}考驾照，交{credit} {extcredits}.报名费 {username}考驾照，给教练{credit} {extcredits}见面礼. {username}写了一本叫把走出来的病走回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}. {username}考驾照，考完请教练吃饭花费{credit} {extcredits}. {username}买新电话要贴膜花费{credit} {extcredits}. 台风来了，把{username}节操吹走了损失{credit} {extcredits}. 海啸袭来{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}买食物药品饮水. {username}看见穷神悄然进来，就越窗仓促而逃，忘了拿钱包损失{credit} {extcredits}. {username}花费{credit} {extcredits}用美德的外衣把自己的罪恶掩盖起来，企图避免别人的责难. {username}给女朋友买只宠物花费{credit} {extcredits}. {username}去上访，被人当疯子，送去精神病院治疗花费{credit} {extcredits}. {username}上街抗议，被当成闹事处罚{credit} {extcredits}. {username}和朋友讨论台湾，被举报意图分裂大陆罚款{credit} {extcredits}. {username}揭露XX部门黑幕，被法院判处造谣交罚金{credit} {extcredits}. {username}在别人面前说到日本，被当成汉奸打了一顿，抢光身上衣物损失{credit} {extcredits}. {username}提议政策改革，被认为是煽动无知群众造反{credit} {extcredits}. {username}谈政治，被认为是美分党，一群汉子爆了菊花，看医生花了{credit} {extcredits}. {username}评老毛的文革，被爱国热血分子当做忘祖狂揍一顿，抬去抢救花费{credit} 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