大学/辖区 大家帮忙想想发帖际遇事件吧~【最新更新1027】

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饥肠辘辘的{username}在一顿狂吃海塞后被120拉走洗胃，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}赢得没节操大赛冠军，获得奖励{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}乘电梯时遇到灵异事件，去医院接受心理治疗花费{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}高大威猛被倒追，开房时不幸遇到专项整治，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}分享了超稀有古董糟糕物被众绅士打赏，获得{credit} {extcredits}.

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{username}在打酱油的时候打翻了酱油瓶，酱油洒了一身，洗衣服花费{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}k歌过猛导致喉咙肿痛，就医花费{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}睡觉睡过头约会迟到，被GF罚买东西赔罪，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}扶起路边跌倒的石榴姐被其以身相许，围观群众默默献上祝福{credit} {extcredits}

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{username}在愚人节时不小心中招被基友骗到，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}投资比特币被套牢，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}失足滚下山坡，大难不死摔到了一堆节操上，获得{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}被毒蜘蛛咬了一口，机缘巧合变成了蜘蛛侠......才怪，就医花费{credit}{extcredits}

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经过长久的服役{username}的硬盘终于寿终正寝了，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}被大风吹断的树干砸得头破血流，就医花费{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}走夜路被色魔摘了菊花，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}被女汉子逆推并霸占多年，事后获得青春损失费{credit} {extcredits}

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{username}玩打地鼠时用力过猛敲坏了机器，赔偿店家损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}偷舔妹妹的胖次被发现了，被勒索了一大笔封口费{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}在大雨中打手机被闪电劈了个正着，损失{credit}{extcredits}