DoctorPrinny 发布于四月 30, 2014 分享 发布于四月 30, 2014 · 只看该作者 {:7_510:}这次是我们二模的英语写作（Essay Writing）考试 {:7_498:}考试时间60分钟，写一篇关于KFC的议论文/记叙文/描写文 于是我脑洞大开写了一个雨后小故事（？） 拿了满分，恩，真的是满分 高三水准而已勿喷，如果有语法错误请清喷，我是从原试卷上重新打在这里的 不要喷设定，本来就是脑洞很大BUG很多的东西 正文： Once upon a time, there was a chicken couple living happily together in the woods. They lived with no worries and gave birth to many eggs. They are free chickens so they can fly like birds and built a nest on tree branches to keep their eggs safe. And then there was a heavy rain. Mother chicken was out taking a walk while father chicken was taking a nap down the tree where the nest is on. The rain came so sudden, giving no chicken time to prepare. The tree couldn't stand the rain and broke. It crushed towards father chicken and brutally murdered him instantly. The nest on the tree also fell, leaving all but one egg unharmed. Mother chicken went back and saw this horrible scene, her husband was made into chicken sauce and her children were mostly inside-out. "No, this can't be!" Yellled chicken mom, "I have done nothing wrong, have I? Jesus of Chicken! Why are you doing this to me!" (Thunder and flash and rain and tears) -Stage direction And the mother chicken went crazy, she found a way to revive all her children- to put what's indie other eggs into the one that is alive. So she worked day and night, carefully injecting what's left of those dead chicken egg inside the living one. Months passed by, and the only egg began to break from inside. At first, the head came out, just like other newly born chicken, its head is hairless and healthy- until the rest of its body came out. It was a chicken with a head, four wings and six legs. "It's an abomination! You are not my child!" The mother roared furiously and decided to end her child's life. But she was shot by a bullet as big as a coin. She crumbled and fell. Blood came out of her wound, causing her went into shock. Two man in white appeared from a tree. One looks tall and tough, holding a rifle that just fired at the poor mother. The other one is an nicing looking old man with white beard and smily face. "Mr. Kentucky, everything is in place. A new NATURAL chicken was born." Said the tough one. "Indeed," The old man lifted up the mutated chicken and put it inside his bag, "that's the 3036th one, there are a thousand more to go." "Can't we take a break?" The tough guy complained, "We are doing this for days, and I hate shooting chickens, even if they are all crazy like this." "Business is business, do you have any idea how much does this whole set cost? Putting a pair of chicken in the woods is the easy part. But we have to create a perfect scene that the mother was away and kill the rest leaving one egg unharmed. This shall make the mother went hysteria, and we need to imply them to create their very own NATURAL chicken babies. It's costly, more than you know. You are doing the most simple part- recycling." "The mother is not dead, yet." The tough guy interupted. The old man looked down, "gimme your gun," he aimed, "thank you for your hardwork at Kentucky's Fried Chicken, your services are no longer needed. There was a distant gun shot. "Welcome to the Kentucky's Fried Chicken, our chicken are 100% naturally born without human genetic engineering." 链接到点评
静雄酱 发布于四月 30, 2014 分享 发布于四月 30, 2014 · 只看该作者 her husband was made into chicken sauce and her children were mostly inside-out.——chicken sauce是什么啊wwww {:7_527:} 这篇故事有南方公园即视感是我的错觉么。就差kenny便当了啊www 顺便吐槽各种雅思的固定搭配啊www 链接到点评
keorl 发布于四月 30, 2014 分享 发布于四月 30, 2014 · 只看该作者 看得好累。。 鸟语讲述鸟的故事真的没问题么，， 不过应该算KFC的故事吧。 等等，好像没看懂。。 链接到点评
满部落日后 发布于四月 30, 2014 分享 发布于四月 30, 2014 · 只看该作者 {:7_503:}如此犀利的文章是要闹那样....0 0好多看不懂的单词...OTZ高中三年任重而道远啊...QAQ 链接到点评
DoctorPrinny 发布于四月 30, 2014 作者 分享 发布于四月 30, 2014 · 只看该作者 静雄酱 发表于 2014-4-30 22:53her husband was made into chicken sauce and her children were mostly inside-out.——chicken sauce是 ... 我南方公园是看多了…… 链接到点评
wqx1414 发布于四月 30, 2014 分享 发布于四月 30, 2014 · 只看该作者 [attach]39374[/attach][attach]39375[/attach][attach]39373[/attach] 真是好脑洞......虽然我只是想上图(字数补丁 [attach]39376[/attach] 链接到点评
zsxhdc 发布于四月 30, 2014 分享 发布于四月 30, 2014 · 只看该作者 居然有人愿意在这里用英文写···，不错···，估计这比某山峰的高度要高，比某海沟的深度还深，我是指比如脑洞什么奇怪的东西··· 链接到点评
DoctorPrinny 发布于五月 1, 2014 作者 分享 发布于五月 1, 2014 · 只看该作者 8043 发表于 2014-5-1 08:56原来是“真”满分作文啊 真的拿了满分……窝 链接到点评
穿鞋一米四 发布于五月 5, 2014 分享 发布于五月 5, 2014 · 只看该作者 很久以前，有一个鸡夫妇愉快地共同生活在树林中。他们生活无后顾之忧，并催生了众多的鸡蛋。他们是自由的鸡，使他们能够像鸟一样飞翔，并建立了一个窝在树枝上，以保持他们的鸡蛋的安全。 然后有一场大雨。鸡妈妈在外面散步，而父亲的鸡正在睡午觉下来，其中巢在树上。雨来得如此突然，让鸡没有时间准备。树无法忍受雨水，并打破。它粉碎对父亲的鸡肉和残忍地杀害了他瞬间。树上的鸟巢也下降了，留下所有，但一个鸡蛋安然无恙。 鸡妈妈回去，并看到了这恐怖的一幕，她的丈夫被做成鸡酱和她的孩子们大多是由内而外， “不，这不可能！ “ Yellled鸡妈妈，“我没有做错事，我都？鸡的耶稣！你为什么要这样对我！” （雷霆和闪光灯和雨和泪） -舞台方向 和母鸡肉疯了，她找到了一种方法重振她所有的孩子，把什么是独立其他鸡蛋放入一个是活着的。于是，她夜以继日，精心注入剩下的东西里面的活的那些死去的鸡卵。 月通过，唯一的卵子开始从内部突破。起初，头出来了，就像其他刚出生的小鸡，它的头是无毛的，健康的，直到它的身体的其余部分就出来了。这是一个头，四个翅膀和六条腿鸡。 “这是一个令人深恶痛绝！你是不是我的孩子！” 母亲愤怒地吼道，并决定结束她的孩子的生命。但她被枪杀被子弹大如硬币。她崩溃和下跌。血出来了她的伤口，使她进入休克状态。 两个白衣男子出现在树上。一个看起来高大硬朗，认为只是射向这个可怜的母亲步枪。另一种是一个nicing看着老头的白胡子和SMILY的脸。 “肯德基先生，一切都在发生。新的天然鸡诞生了。” 说艰难的一个。 “事实上，”老人举起突变鸡，并把它放在自己的包，“那是第三千〇三十六之一，有一千多了去了。” “ 我们能不能休息一下？” 硬汉抱怨说，“我们正在做这天，我讨厌拍摄的鸡，即使他们都疯了这个样子。” “ 生意就是生意，你有什么想法多少这是否一整套成本是多少？把一对鸡在树林中是比较容易的部分，但我们必须创建一个完美的场景，母亲不在，杀死其余的留下一个鸡蛋安然无恙，这应使母亲去歇斯底里，我们需要暗示他们创造他们很自己的天然鸡肉的婴儿。这是昂贵的，比你更知道，你正在做的最简单的部分回收利用。“ “ 母亲没有死，呢。” 硬汉中断的，。 老人放在眼里，“给我你的枪，”他的目的，“谢谢你的刻苦努力，在肯塔基州炸鸡，不再需要你的服务。 有一个遥远的枪一枪。 “欢迎来到肯塔基州的炸鸡，我们的鸡是100％自然天生没有人类基因工程“。 哈哈哈，浏览器自带的翻译真是好东西啊。不过翻译过来真是好欢乐 链接到点评
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