建议 新手报个道（英文版）Newbee's first blood

[shixinfeng]

 

 

本人看到新手报到需要300字的时候，顿时愁眉不展，心如刀绞，撕心裂肺。看到别人有的分享经验，有的作诗吟词，貌似越是独特，被人给节操的概率越大哦！！！本屌身为节。。。。操之王， 那是当仁不让了。{:6_401:}于是乎本屌绞尽脑汁，决定写一篇英文版的报道，huehue. {:6_391:}

 

Hello everyone，ladies and 乡亲们.{:6_384:}

My name is shixinfeng. How are you? Im fine thank you and you? I am fine too!

Now, I am gonna talk about why i am here and what makes SS Aliance (也不知道本网站英文是不是叫这个。。{:6_402:}）stands out. Personally, as a healthy man, i am a big fan of Hentai /RPG type of games. i have played those old school Japanese RPG games since i was in Grade 5, primary school. But as I am not much of an anime fan myself, I might not be able to enjoy Hentai games as much as those who have watched the animations.

 

so, what really makes this website stand out? all in all, because of those God Level Game translators. Big thanks to them, you've made my day. {:6_365:}BTW, the game i am looking forward to play is called : 平行的幻想曲IF.

 

alright, it seems l have written more than 300 words!!! big thanks to all and stay awesome!{:6_360:}

 

 

 

 

新手报到V1.5（汉化试玩版）： 汉化作者：shixinfeng

大家好，

孤乃是shixinfeng. {:7_503:}众爱卿可好？

现在本屌要说说为啥子来到这里，为啥子咱SS同盟这么好！{:6_390:}首先，朕作为一名生理健康的屌丝，十分欣赏和喜爱日本大型爱情动作类之角色扮演游戏！不才，在下从小学五年级就开始玩咯{:7_503:}。但是小弟不咋看动画片，于是乎那些同人游戏的背景知之甚少也。。。未完待续，下周六晚，我们不见不散

 

 

此文的汉化工作日程：

8月18号 11: 10 0% 今天我要开始做这篇文章的汉化工作了！好开心哦，像吃了小苹果，感觉自己萌萌哒

8月18号 11：15 35% 最近工作比较忙，翻译进展不是很顺利

8月18号 11: 18 最近期末考试，天天图书馆，没时间翻译，大家要有耐心

8月18号 11：21 60% 工作量好大啊，弃坑了。。。谁要是想接就联系我吧

 

[shixinfeng]

护界神·艾斯特 发表于 2014-8-18 20:37

这个新人好有趣，可以收进后宫

 

进后宫是不是要切掉本屌的屌。。。。{:6_400:}

[shixinfeng]

GODsama 发表于 2014-8-18 20:51

这个表情本来看着很可爱的，不知道为什么现在感觉有点恐怖了QAQ

 

那我多发几张吓吓你{:7_503:}{:7_503:}{:7_503:}{:7_503:}{:7_503:}

[shixinfeng]

narcisos 发表于 2014-8-18 20:46

seems like u need an english website bro

english words are not valid btw

 

求版主给个活路，么么哒{:7_503:}

[shixinfeng]

护界神·艾斯特 发表于 2014-8-18 20:19

额。。要中文

 

版主大人，我翻译成中文了，请您岳母。打错了，是悦目

[shixinfeng]

 

 

ibot 发表于 2014-8-21 00:33

First of all, nobody even use the word "primary school" anymore unless you're like some faggot in UK ...

 

i did use the magic word 'anime' in my 'little paragraph', do me a favour, next time keep ur eyes open while reading it. Also, only red necks from North America use the term 'elementary school'. In that case, i dont give a fuck. Last time i checked the language, it's still 'English', not 'the language of douchebag Americans'. its funny that a guy like u jump out of nowhere and talking about me like you f*cking know me. Dont take it too personal, bro. The whole reply came from Google traslation. So, fuck u and have a nice day. Ciao