{:7_510:}这次是我们二模的英语写作（Essay Writing）考试
{:7_498:}考试时间60分钟，写一篇关于KFC的议论文/记叙文/描写文
于是我脑洞大开写了一个雨后小故事（？）
拿了满分，恩，真的是满分
高三水准而已勿喷，如果有语法错误请清喷，我是从原试卷上重新打在这里的
不要喷设定，本来就是脑洞很大BUG很多的东西
正文：
Once upon a time, there was a chicken couple living happily together in the woods. They lived with no worries and gave birth to many eggs. They are free chickens so they can fly like birds and built a nest on tree branches to keep their eggs safe.
And then there was a heavy rain. Mother chicken was out taking a walk while father chicken was taking a nap down the tree where the nest is on. The rain came so sudden, giving no chicken time to prepare. The tree couldn't stand the rain and broke. It crushed towards father chicken and brutally murdered him instantly. The nest on the tree also fell, leaving all but one egg unharmed.
Mother chicken went back and saw this horrible scene, her husband was made into chicken sauce and her children were mostly inside-out.
"No, this can't be!" Yellled chicken mom, "I have done nothing wrong, have I? Jesus of Chicken! Why are you doing this to me!"
(Thunder and flash and rain and tears) -Stage direction
And the mother chicken went crazy, she found a way to revive all her children- to put what's indie other eggs into the one that is alive. So she worked day and night, carefully injecting what's left of those dead chicken egg inside the living one.
Months passed by, and the only egg began to break from inside. At first, the head came out, just like other newly born chicken, its head is hairless and healthy- until the rest of its body came out. It was a chicken with a head, four wings and six legs.
"It's an abomination! You are not my child!" The mother roared furiously and decided to end her child's life. But she was shot by a bullet as big as a coin. She crumbled and fell. Blood came out of her wound, causing her went into shock.
Two man in white appeared from a tree. One looks tall and tough, holding a rifle that just fired at the poor mother. The other one is an nicing looking old man with white beard and smily face.
"Mr. Kentucky, everything is in place. A new NATURAL chicken was born." Said the tough one.
"Indeed," The old man lifted up the mutated chicken and put it inside his bag, "that's the 3036th one, there are a thousand more to go."
"Can't we take a break?" The tough guy complained, "We are doing this for days, and I hate shooting chickens, even if they are all crazy like this."
"Business is business, do you have any idea how much does this whole set cost? Putting a pair of chicken in the woods is the easy part. But we have to create a perfect scene that the mother was away and kill the rest leaving one egg unharmed. This shall make the mother went hysteria, and we need to imply them to create their very own NATURAL chicken babies. It's costly, more than you know. You are doing the most simple part- recycling."
"The mother is not dead, yet." The tough guy interupted.
The old man looked down, "gimme your gun," he aimed, "thank you for your hardwork at Kentucky's Fried Chicken, your services are no longer needed.
There was a distant gun shot.
"Welcome to the Kentucky's Fried Chicken, our chicken are 100% naturally born without human genetic engineering."
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