大学/辖区 大家帮忙想想发帖际遇事件吧~【最新更新1027】

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{username}在街口遇到阿布，被拉入后巷指导哲学{credit}{extcredits}

 

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{username}被坑了沖繩奴隸島之蟲蟲危機 ,看瞎狗眼花费冶疗{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}完成在情人节祸害100对情侣任务！FFF团奖励{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}得到了狂戰士的狼牙棒,得到聖杯獲得{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}在上廁所時，{credit}{extcredits}不小心掉進馬桶裡了，損失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}得到了狂戰士的狼牙棒,卖给魔法师獲得{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}关门时不小心夹到脑袋，损失{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}成功杀了一个诚哥，奖励菜刀一把卖了{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}連續XX次通關嘿嘿小遊戲.獲得{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}起床过晚导致上班迟到，扣除{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}违反版规，被罚{credit}{extcredits}

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{username}为帮基友导致违规，被罚{credit}{extcredits}

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{username} 路见妹子被打劫，路见不平，拔刀相助！结果 {username} 发现妹子竟然是其同伙，被打劫 {credit} {extcredits}

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{username}乘电梯时遇到灵异事件，去医院接受心理治疗花费{credit}{extcredits}

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{username} 发现一妹子被围，果断拔刀相助。没想到歹徒居然是基佬，被爆掉了 {credit} {extcredits}

{username} 晨跑的时候，口袋里偷来的胖次掉了出来，被警察叔叔抓进去罚了{credit} {extcredits}

{username} 被自行车撞了一下，还好有诺基亚护体完全没有受伤，还获得了赔偿金{credit} {extcredits}

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{username} 准备考试，在书中发现了几个月前收藏的节操，获得 {credit} {extcredits}

{username} 被熊孩子弄坏手办，失去{credit} {extcredits}

 

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经过与史莱姆（或者其它珍兽，水怪等）进行一次深入交流后，{username}发表论文，在学术界一炮而响，获得{credit} {extcredits}。

{username}偷猎史莱姆（或者其它珍兽，水怪等）被发现，经过SS法院判决，罚款{credit} {extcredits}。

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{username}去参加考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

寒流来了{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}买羽绒服保暖.

{username}卖早点，喊道地沟油炸油条,苏丹红咸蛋,三聚氰氨奶买一送二，获得{credit} {extcredits}

{username}还房贷,给银行{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}踩踏墙娘失败，摔在地上，去医院看病花去{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}抽中华烟装B，花去{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去饭馆切喊几斤牛肉大盘盛来，花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖衣服时喊不好看不要钱。结果损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加期中考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}买黄瓜，拍黄瓜，吃黄瓜花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}买书复习用掉{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}因地震捐款{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖光盘时喊不高清不要钱。结果损失{credit} {extcredits}..

{username}贪污被捉，花费{credit} {extcredits}解决.

{username}《孔子》票房亿，投资{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖薯片时喊不脆不要钱结果被群众吃光损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}为上名校，花费{credit} {extcredits}走后门.

{username}因房租涨价，花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}还信用卡，给招商银行{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在大街卖袜子被城管罚掉{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}暴风雪吧屋顶吹走了，花费{credit} {extcredits}修好.

{username}在KTV弄了几首歌，索赔{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}包养二奶，买了别墅花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}被某某部队把房子拆了还把全家打死了，全家火葬打6折花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}制造了矿难，结果史上最大救援花费了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}为了自杀，去买了砖头花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}买了假农药，自杀未遂，去索赔反被勒索{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}跳楼摔不死，溅一地血花费{credit} {extcredits}清洁.

{username}去参加期末考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加学位考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}用头撞墙自杀，撞塌墙壁花费{credit} {extcredits}修复.

{username}不慎落水，被人捞出，人工费花去{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}不小心在地上睡着，被车子来回碾了几次后，送去医院抢救花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}主动要求潜规则，被媒体曝光，恼怒成羞揍了记者，被法院罚款{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}收到信息恭喜您获得六千元约会基金，我们已打到您的账户上，请您即刻支付两千元以激活账户并提取{username}信以为真被骗{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖西瓜时喊不熟不要钱结果路人真的切开看不买损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加六级考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖香油时喊不香不要钱结果被揍成轻伤损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加公务员考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}为去自杀，去买了柴刀花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖保险时喊不赔不要钱结果被人揍成重伤损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}隔一段时间，和同学来一次聚餐花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖房子时喊不升值不要钱，被人哄抢一空，后来后悔了，再买回来亏损{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖花时喊不开不要钱被人揍了花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}讨好官员买了一万个盆栽装饰广场，被群众抢光损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加入学考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加中考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}下班拜地摊卖本盗版小说赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加高考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}隔一段时间，和朋友一起去野餐花费{credit} {extcredits}

{username}去参加四级考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}为去自杀，去买了农药花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加建筑师考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}重置银行卡密码花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加驾照考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去五星级酒店喝了一杯茶，在床上翻滚一小时后死了，家人哭天抢地，悲痛欲绝的时候复活了，吓死家人，无奈去买棺材花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}退休摘下面具时才发现已经面目全非了去整容花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}去变性，顺利求职成功.

{username}在马路边捡了一毛钱，去交给警察，被警察一巴掌抽成脑震荡花费{credit} {extcredits}.

FFF团干部表白成功，开心死了，{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}火葬.

{username}去参加第X次同学聚会，得了抑郁症送去治疗花费{credit} {extcredits}还治不好，放弃治疗被政府人道毁灭

{username}几天非常上火，身体各种不适，又不想吃药，晚上花费{credit} {extcredits}煮了一锅绿豆汤

{username}隔一段时间，犒赏自己一顿美餐花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}结婚，买车买房花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}写了一本叫把笑出来的病笑回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}感冒了，去看医生花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}买房子结婚花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}写了一本叫把气出来的病气回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}生娃剖腹一刀花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}为孩子选个学校花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在27岁前没有遇到一个会照顾你的女朋友，那在27岁后，去检查千疮百孔的胃花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}遇见百年一遇的灾难损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}天热不想说话，在家吃块西瓜，丢了西瓜皮被罚{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}同城跨行手续费花去{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加会计考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}挂失银行卡花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}写了一本叫把打出来的病打回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}办理个人贷款证明花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}擅改车牌躲电子眼罚{credit} {extcredits}.被罚的是辆QQ车。

骄傲的GDP它噌噌地长啊！{username}捐款{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}上街摆摊被扇耳光损失尊严{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加学分开手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}考驾照，给教练买烟花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在七夕去电影院把单号座买光花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在七夕打电话把酒店大床房预订光花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}偷拍美女，被人民群众捉住被罚{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}抢着买单，还真抢到了花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}吃小龙虾溶解肌肉去医院检查花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}上辈子造孽丢了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}打了一晚上牌！把钱全输光了！那三个人都赢了！就自己输了！一共输了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}开宝马压死男童被罚{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加年终考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}连擦屁股纸都能致癌，化疗花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}回老家发现老家被拆了损失{credit} {extcredits}回来后发现新家被拆了.

{username}拿卖剩下的月饼大部分喂猪，猪全死了损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}开公司请一个好看的姑娘当前台花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}请120名专家学者鉴定，经过一天的观察与座谈，认为曹操墓是真的。.

{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}在茶馆里吃冰激凌.

{username}骂罗玉凤，赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}在西餐厅里吃卤煮.

{username}对小萝莉说无论你怎么张狂怎么耍流氓，早晚会有一个怪蜀黍把你打回老老实实的原形，讹到棒棒糖卖了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}考驾照，交{credit} {extcredits}.报名费

{username}考驾照，给教练{credit} {extcredits}见面礼.

{username}写了一本叫把走出来的病走回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}考驾照，考完请教练吃饭花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}买新电话要贴膜花费{credit} {extcredits}.

台风来了，把{username}节操吹走了损失{credit} {extcredits}.

海啸袭来{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}买食物药品饮水.

{username}看见穷神悄然进来，就越窗仓促而逃，忘了拿钱包损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}用美德的外衣把自己的罪恶掩盖起来，企图避免别人的责难.

{username}给女朋友买只宠物花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去上访，被人当疯子，送去精神病院治疗花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}上街抗议，被当成闹事处罚{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}和朋友讨论台湾，被举报意图分裂大陆罚款{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}揭露XX部门黑幕，被法院判处造谣交罚金{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在别人面前说到日本，被当成汉奸打了一顿，抢光身上衣物损失{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}提议政策改革，被认为是煽动无知群众造反{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}谈政治，被认为是美分党，一群汉子爆了菊花，看医生花了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}评老毛的文革，被爱国热血分子当做忘祖狂揍一顿，抬去抢救花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}跟女性接触，被FFF团暗杀队放一只高汞烟掺在烟盒里，导致失去XXOO功能，去医院花费{credit} {extcredits}治疗无效.

{username}在医院门口，开了家旅馆赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}批评政府，被警察认作想颠覆国家的恐怖分子扔进监狱贿赂{credit} {extcredits}被放出来.

{username}被某商家坑了，想维权被城管当做恶意抗法，捉去玩捉迷藏交了{credit} {extcredits}才放出来.

{username}质疑选举方式，被政府疑为敌对势力，送礼花费{credit} {extcredits}才解除误会.

{username}的女朋友去大街游行抗议，就消失了，不管花费{credit} {extcredits}都找不到.

{username}去找相关部门倾诉委屈，当做埋怨政府，被无视了，就花费{credit} {extcredits}写信投诉.

{username}去参加毕业考手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去上班今天的薪水终于又骗到{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}投河自杀未遂，从河里救了一位官员，政府奖励豪宅{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}宰水怪，掉出一个足球大XXOO,卖掉{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}结婚，获得亲戚朋友一堆{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}收到信息，您好，这里不是非常6+1栏目组，这里是非诚勿扰栏目组，恭喜您获{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}不开心就去杀人，花费{credit} {extcredits}出狱.

{username}去卖鱼喊不鲜不要钱，挣了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖面膜喊不增白不要钱赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}骂三枪，骂出了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加医生律师考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加教师考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}骂释道心，奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在马路边捡了一毛钱，去交给警察奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}欺负小动物，被人围观火了，写书卖书赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}侦查到一对情侣，被FFF团NPC奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在大学门口，开了旅馆家赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}批发火把和汽油卖给FFF团挣了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}烧死了一百对情侣，去FFF团交任务奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去监狱兜售肥皂赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}贪污被捉后，在狱中写书获取{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去打工，打工十年才获得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}建了个火葬场，因政策支持，一个月就赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去做药商，三年赚了{credit} {extcredits}.死后，从此儿孙几代都没工作.

{username}考进西太平洋大学攻读博士，并被选为学生会主席收到{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}被人强X了，让泪化作水煮鱼得到{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}找到富二代结婚，获得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}在音乐厅里听相声.

{username}写了一本叫把喝出来的病喝回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}诞生在这个千年不遇的国家获得福利{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在屋顶上演一出跳楼秀赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}拜大师为师，学傻逼成功后忽悠人挣了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}打电话把酒店大床房预订光被FFF团奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}上大街扇别人男友耳光被FFF团奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去电影院把单号座买光被FFF团奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}曝光了汶川假小英雄赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}上辈子积德捡到{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}开饭馆，搞促销来吃饭送一碗石蜡翻新陈米饭赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}低价收购长毛的土豆炸了薯条赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}捉住谢亚龙，人民群众奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}揍了方舟子，被市民奖励{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}卖儿童疫苗赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}向造月饼的企业批发防腐剂赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}好容易喜欢上一人，最后发现是同性恋，通宵喝酒一晚上花费{credit} {extcredits}

{username}被媒体批判了，竟然出名了，卖广告挣了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在医院门口，开了家饭店赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}花费{credit} {extcredits}在咖啡馆里喝豆浆.

{username}在医院门口，开了家寿衣店赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}开茶馆，卖泡壶香精茶叶赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}在大学门口，开了家网吧赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}开网店搞促销打折，赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}加班回来，在楼下买了一瓶冰红茶，咔！再来一瓶喝完卖两空瓶子挣了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}买双袜子国家都给报销了，转手卖掉赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}变着法儿使坏，坑了空空酱{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}爱跳广场舞，幸运在广场捡到{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}学习先进的科学知识，学成归来后，能够报效祖国建设自己的国家，贪污了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}路过母牛撞上高压线，电死了，现场庖丁解牛，牛肉全卖了挣了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}想环姐想的饭都吃不下，太恶心了饭钱省下{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}练习左手，使筷子上百家讲坛演讲获得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}天天扯蛋，糊弄人获得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}卖国当汉奸，泄露情报获得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}诱拐萝莉正太，贩卖挣得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}哄骗一堆大婶大妈，卖给痴汉绅士获得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}捉住一堆痴汉绅士卖到海外做苦力获得{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}走路被李刚家的宝马车撞成三级残废，获得赔偿金{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}开饭馆，卖瘦肉精猪肉炒农药韭菜赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}写了一本叫把睡出来的病睡回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去参加博士考试手续费花费{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}开饭馆，人送一碗人造鸡蛋卤注胶牛肉赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}去卖石榴时喊不酸不要钱结果被揍成残疾损失{credit} {extcredits} {username}搞鱼塘，卖避孕药鱼赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}玩农场，卖尿素豆芽，膨大西红柿赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}低价承包市政府豆腐渣工程房高价卖出赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}批发甲醇勾兑酒给那些商贩赚差价{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}卖早点增白剂加硫磺馒头给上班族挣了{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}《三枪》票房亿，投资{credit} {extcredits}.

{username}写了一本叫把哭出来的病哭回去赚了{credit} {extcredits}.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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{username}下载完和谐物大彻大悟，成为受人爱戴的一代资源帝.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

经查证，{username}此贴纯属口胡，鉴定完毕.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}得知论坛恢复，喜大普奔.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}偶遇孤睾的战士A君学习清睾神功有成,失去弱点.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}体内所积存的白果酱到了不得不爆发的地步了.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}和QB签约成为魔法少男.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}习得技能用脸走路.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}人品爆发，拿到了凛姐精心制作的图签，获得{credit}{extcredits}.

{username}在路上发现了（无节操）学姐，尾行其捡到了学姐遗失的{credit}{extcredits}.

{username}掉你妹啊！老娘才不会掉节操！（双马尾の）大小姐如是说.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}走在路上不小心踩死了巨人.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}开心的在澡堂里捡到了肥皂状的节操.[+{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}被长谷川泰三拉着一起去赌马，还好小赢了.{credit}{extcredits}

{username}自愿参加了公主亲卫队，为了公主先后被多名尾行者猥亵和调戏，公主知道后奖励了{credit}{extcredits}.

{username}的祖传柴刀强化失败，一堆残渣里找到{credit}{extcredits}聊作安慰.

 

{username}下载完和谐物不经楼主同意直接各种转发，被人反查IP后逮捕并赎身.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

灌水速度实在太猛了，这么厉害必须扣掉{username}{credit}{extcredits}.

{username}被圣杯系统召唤以Lancer的职阶参加了圣杯战争.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}吃错了药发狂撕自己的菊花，缝补菊花花了{credit}{extcredits}.

{username}满怀欣喜的伸手拿到了糟糕物，下载完毕打开后发现是喜羊羊全集，观看后智商被果断拉低.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}获得天赋瞪谁谁怀孕，丧心病狂入魂N名可爱的男孩子后被有关部门抓获.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}在种地的时候妻子被愤怒的牛头人NTR了.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}背叛FFF团偷偷把妹被死狗发现，扑上去点着了腿毛头毛和x毛，重度烧伤.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}偶遇正在采购节操的（无节操）学姐，被其抢夺走了{credit}{extcredits}.

{username}偶然路过街口被十三円偷袭，并且遭到不明円因的剧烈殴打.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

FFF团团员{username}找到了真爱，背叛了伟大的组织，惨遭追杀，临终之际得知爱人是他失踪多年的妹（di）妹（di）.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}自鸣得意的在澡堂里捡到了肥皂状的节操，结果被爆菊.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}看帖过于专注，发呆中被楼下摸走了{credit}{extcredits}.

{username}与女神开房，趁女神洗澡时偷走其IP5手机逃之夭夭，活该一辈子当屌丝.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

{username}失手击毁了香港小黄鸭,遭到了全国人民的鄙视.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

 

[fold=终加工]1|5,10|{username}下载完和谐物大彻大悟，成为受人爱戴的一代资源帝.[+{credit}{extcredits}]|大财神|g_1b.jpg

1|3,8|经查证，{username}此贴纯属口胡，鉴定完毕.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】|小财神|g_1s.jpg

6|3,5|{username}得知论坛恢复，喜大普奔.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】|大福神|g_0b.jpg

6|1,3|{username}偶遇孤睾的战士A君学习清睾神功有成,失去弱点.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】|小福神|g_0s.jpg

4|2,2|{username}体内所积存的白果酱到了不得不爆发的地步了![+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】|大天使|g_2b.jpg

4|1,1|{username}和QB签约成为魔法少男.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】|花仙子|g_2s.jpg

7|1,5|{username}习得技能用脸走路.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】|大怪兽|b_3b.jpg

1|3,5|{username}人品爆发，拿到了凛姐精心制作的图签，获得{credit}{extcredits}.

1|3,5|{username}在路上发现了（无节操）学姐，尾行其捡到了学姐遗失的{credit}{extcredits}.

1|4,4|掉你妹啊！老娘才不会掉节操！（双马尾の）大小姐如是说.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】

1|2,4|{username}走在路上不小心踩死了巨人.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】

1|1,5|{username}开心的在澡堂里捡到了肥皂状的节操.[+{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】

1|2,3|{username}被长谷川泰三拉着一起去赌马，还好小赢了{credit}{extcredits}.

1|2,3|{username}自愿参加了公主亲卫队，为了公主先后被多名尾行者猥亵和调戏，公主知道后奖励了{credit}{extcredits}.

1|1,4|{username}的祖传柴刀强化失败，一堆残渣里找到{credit}{extcredits}聊作安慰.

 

1|5,10|{username}下载完和谐物不经楼主同意直接各种转发，被人反查IP后逮捕并赎身.[-{credit}{extcredits}]|大穷神|b_1b.jpg

1|3,8|灌水速度实在太猛了，这么厉害必须扣掉{username}{credit}{extcredits}.【我要写事件】|小穷神|b_1s.jpg

6|5,5|{username}被圣杯系统召唤以Lancer的职阶参加了圣杯战争.[-{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】|大衰神|b_2b.jpg

6|3,3|{username}吃错了药发狂撕自己的菊花，缝补菊花花了{credit}{extcredits}.【我要写事件】|小衰神|b_2s.jpg

4|2,2|{username}满怀欣喜的伸手拿到了糟糕物，下载完毕打开后发现是喜羊羊全集，观看后智商被果断拉低.[-{credit}{extcredits}]|大恶魔|b_0b.jpg

4|1,1|{username}获得天赋瞪谁谁怀孕，丧心病狂入魂N名可爱的男孩子后被有关部门抓获.[-{credit}{extcredits}]|小恶魔|b_0s.jpg

7|1,3|{username}在种地的时候妻子被愤怒的牛头人NTR了.[-{credit}{extcredits}]【我要

写事件】|小赌神|b_3s.jpg

1|3,5|{username}背叛FFF团偷偷把妹被死狗发现，扑上去点着了腿毛头毛和x毛，重度烧伤.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

1|3,5|{username}偶遇正在采购节操的（无节操）学姐，被其抢夺走了{credit}{extcredits}.

1|4,4|{username}偶然路过街口被十三円偷袭，并且遭到不明円因的剧烈殴打.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

1|2,4|FFF团团员{username}找到了真爱，背叛了伟大的组织，惨遭追杀，临终之际得知爱人是他失踪多年的妹（di）妹（di）.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

1|1,5|{username}自鸣得意的在澡堂里捡到了肥皂状的节操，结果被爆菊.[-{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】

1|2,3|{username}看帖过于专注，发呆中被楼下摸走了{credit}{extcredits}.【我要写事件】

1|2,3|{username}与女神开房，趁女神洗澡时偷走其IP5手机逃之夭夭，活该一辈子当屌丝.[-{credit}{extcredits}]

1|1,4|{username}失手击毁了香港小黄鸭,遭到了全国人民的鄙视.[-{credit}{extcredits}]【我要写事件】[/fold]

[神之天翼]

{username}遇到有人调戏美女，竟跑过去一起调戏{credit} {extcredits}.

[terrytina19]

{username}誤打誤撞的進入了蕭邦的夢境,成長了,獲得{credit}{extcredits}

 

[ak47]

{username} 骑马中，突然飞来一张钞票，{username} 得到了 {credit} {extcredits}.

[幽暗之零]

{username}误入海姆冥界森林，被Inves袭击，逃脱过程丢失了{credit}{extcredits}

[alalei6292]

狱警{username}在犯人绅士A大声咳嗽时 眼尖发现了犯人夹带的的节操，手疾眼快地，{username} 赚了 {credit} {extcredits}

 

买了蓝光无码的好看的电影，正要播放时，{username}穿越到了CUBE WORLD，望着本来高清的无码的电视，{username}泪流满面，掰碎了几年来的收藏，缓缓地按下了自己的结束键。{username}掰碎了自己 {credit} {extcredits}

（ps.因为是方块世界 所以不管多高清 都是模糊加码）

 

{username}手贱地点去了论坛的宠物小精灵，果断的丢掉了 {credit} {extcredits}。（路人：哈哈哈哈 ）

 

[jiuguo007]

{username} 遇到了凤姐，喜结良缘，亲朋送来 {credit} {extcredits}.

 

这个绝对看到要吐血了！omg！！！{:6_393:}