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Hello 大家好w！这里是小明w~ 又经过了几天的鸽子期，小明又来更新这次的企划啦ww！不知大家有没有发现标题变成了”sstm合唱计划“呢w!这是因为——小明这次把麻麻—— @苍云静岳（完蛋啦 小明的电脑已经变成麻麻的形状惹w 输入法已经完蛋惹ww）拉下水啦ww！（小声：而且后期可能还会有更多和麻麻合唱的企划ww~ 敬请期待.jpg）所以就将企划的标题改为sstm合唱计划惹ww~ （后面 还会拉更多人下水 确信.gif） 本期小明和麻麻给大家带来的歌曲是美国电影《毕业生》的主题曲——《the sound of silence》。虽然有些偏向单人唱，但素小明还素和麻麻改编成两个人唱啦ww！不得不说麻麻的声音很好听呢w~ 用小明的话来说就素很有”爆发力“（笑）。不过这次小明唱的似乎还有点不好 所以还请各位见谅的说ww~ 以下是歌词ww~ The Sound of Silence 原唱：Paul Simon 翻唱：小明&苍云静岳（麻麻） 小明：Hello darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains 合：Within the sound of silence 麻麻：In restless dreams I walked alone Narrow streets of cobblestone 'Neath the halo of a street lamp I turned my collar to the cold and damp When my eyes were stabbed by The flash of a neon light That split the night 合：And touched the sound of silence 小明：And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand people maybe more People talking without speaking People hearing without listening People writing songs that voices never share And no one dared 合：Disturb the sound of silence 麻麻：Fools said I you do not know Silence like a cancer grows Hear my words that I might teach you Take my arms that I might reach you But my words like silent raindrops fell 合：And echoed in the wells of silence And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming And the sign said The words of the prophets are Written on the subway walls And tenement halls And whispered in the sound of silence 小明&麻麻 翻唱 西蒙 剪辑：这次麻烦麻麻剪辑的 谢谢麻麻惹ww~ http://ramxcxuk0.hn-bkt.clouddn.com/Sound of silence_By 小明の feat. 静岳.mp3（嘛w.....这次onedrive似乎上不去......所以就先用外链代替一下吧ww！）

哦哦！这里也非常感谢小明的邀请。 第一次尝试和音，可能不太专业，还请大家多多包涵w

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大学期末期间，有个舍友急着要交论文，没打印，另一个舍友正要去饭堂吃饭，会经过打印店。然后呢，急着交论文的舍友要这个去吃饭的舍友帮他打印带回来，正常情况下我们宿舍哪个舍友有难，都会出手相助。结果这个吃饭的舍友走到门口突然回头说了一句：“但是，我拒绝！” 这个交论文的舍友就急了，把他揍了一顿：“拒绝NMN，敢拒绝你爹？” 而被揍的舍友：“艹，我玩个梗而已，我又没说不打印！” 经典的，玩梗不分场合。